• Flint tap water
• A wolverine with a “pet me” sign
• A mixed drink made by Bill Cosby
• A straight shave from Jody Arias
• An elevator ride with Ray Rice
• Brian Williams's memory
• Pete Carrol's coaching decisions
• Gas station sushi
• Breast milk from Bruce Jenner
• A confessional with Edward Snowden
• A Native American treaty signed by the US
• Browns going to the Super Bowl
• A Nigerian inheritance email
• A small unidentifiable speedboat coming toward you off the coast of Somalia
• Chris Christie's exercise equipment
• Tying Slick Willies shoes
• A test fart in bed with the flu
• A prostate exam from Captain Hook
• A boko haram promise ring
• A Josh Duggar Daycare facility
• A Volkswagen smog certificate
• Anthony Weiner with a free data plan
• A styrofoam gas can
• Bristol Palin teaching an abstinence class
• NY Times, Huffington Post, John Oliver, ABC, CNN, TIME magazine